Aug 1, 2012 - unmistaken outline of Angelina Jolie's face plain as day. ... that Angelina has joined the likes of Elvis,
1pm
2pm
REVIEWS O
HOROSCOPES
DAILY PLANNER
HOMEOPATHY
ur show is a huge hit inside our heads. When we’re not imagining selling packed out shows, we’re imagining hanging out with the worlds biggest celebs who come to see us. Here are some of the reviews we imagined we got.
3pm
4pm
Stephen Hawking
Angelina Jolie
Arnold Swarzenegger
7pm Go to One Track Minds Stage 1 @ Fiddlers Elbow 8pm
Rihanna
Read more reviews by scanning the QR code
Atheism, Consumerism, Socialism, Jism
11pm
12am
18
CONTACT
Here’s how to get in touch with us: 1am
2am
ROBERT COYLE AND ANDREW GILMORE
e1 Stag
7PM PM
http://onetrackmindstheshow.wordpress.com email:
[email protected] facebook.com/onetrackmindstheshow twitter: @2onetrackminds
e2 Stag
Between one of them you should be able to get us!
DISCLAIMER: -
Vol. 1 August 2012 SCO: Free IRE: First born son
4th th August 1 Fiddlers Elbow (Venu 4 Picardy Place Amarone (Venu 1 13 St. Andrews Sq.
FREE FREE
TOILETIQUETTE
9pm Go to One Track Minds Stage 2 @ Amarone 10pm
FROG FACTS
ONE TRACK MINDS
6pm
PICKING UP
5pm
RU a PUA? A
HOROSCOPES rs wkers, Dawkers and Walke with Ha
re you the type of guy who can charm the nipples off the ladies or do you send the girls running for
in the stars. This month they are joined by Oscar winning, ex-dancer and
Aries
passing time.
Peacoc
a PUA (pick up artist) with our simple quiz:
Public
Ask Dr.
Toiletiquette W
hile people may poo-poo the
I
faced with having to visit a public convenience we all wish our fellow men were more users than abusers.
t’s New Age bollox time with the
the Homeopathic Agony Aunt
Toilet Deal or No Deal.
Dear Dr. Waters,
-
-
king: ( access
orizing
Taurus
Concerned in Surrey.
Gemini
-
-
-
Cancer
cle e obsta ate) h t h t i gw ugly m Dealin ast her p g n i t (get
Dear Dr.
-
introducing
Leo
Snakes on a plane. -
-
Virgo
Bunged in Edinburgh
Libra
Neggin g: make h (insulting h e er wan t you m r to ore)
The Shit and Run.
Scorpio
of stration o n o m e D ing t DHV ( e) – Ly lu ima V r m more e Highe e s lf e ours sful make y ealthy/succes /w t n porta -
How are you doing?
-
?
M AT H S CORNER
ROLL -AHOLE
A
Fecal Matters
yo u P u t r my to e i n nos e! ™
The board game for sexual perverts tt y bu t le m o T i c kt h t h e p w i l a nt! p
For more dangerously useless advice – Scan QR code
Aquarius Capricorn Sagittarius Pisces
Top Frog Facts
m Fi l l w it y c ra c hm k ues li!
el p e i tr dicsystem!!
ted With it’s paten
™
Read more about our exciting newest release on our website. Just scan the QR code below.
If Johnny is 1.27 miles from home, and can run at an average of 5 miles an hour, and his anus can take an -
inch, given Johnny had a curry and 10 pints last night, at what point will Johnny shit himself?
For photographic evidence and to Read the full inane story scan QR code
The rules are easy. Assign each of the numbers of the patented “Implement Dice™” to whatever butt quivering pleasure tools you can improvise; egg whisk, toothbrush, toilet plunger. It doesn’t matter - just let your imagination run wild. Assign each of the numbers on the patented “Orifice Dice™” to any and all of your inviting body holes. And finally, waste no time putting the third dice where the sun doesn't shine. Now get to rollin’ and holin’!
RU a PUA? A
HOROSCOPES rs wkers, Dawkers and Walke with Ha
re you the type of guy who can charm the nipples off the ladies or do you send the girls running for
in the stars. This month they are joined by Oscar winning, ex-dancer and
Aries
passing time.
Peacoc
a PUA (pick up artist) with our simple quiz:
Public
Ask Dr.
Toiletiquette W
hile people may poo-poo the
I
faced with having to visit a public convenience we all wish our fellow men were more users than abusers.
t’s New Age bollox time with the
the Homeopathic Agony Aunt
Toilet Deal or No Deal.
Dear Dr. Waters,
-
-
king: ( access
orizing
Taurus
Concerned in Surrey.
Gemini
-
-
-
Cancer
cle e obsta ate) h t h t i gw ugly m Dealin ast her p g n i t (get
Dear Dr.
-
introducing
Leo
Snakes on a plane. -
-
Virgo
Bunged in Edinburgh
Libra
Neggin g: make h (insulting h e er wan t you m r to ore)
The Shit and Run.
Scorpio
of stration o n o m e D ing t DHV ( e) – Ly lu ima V r m more e Highe e s lf e ours sful make y ealthy/succes /w t n porta -
How are you doing?
-
?
M AT H S CORNER
ROLL -AHOLE
A
Fecal Matters
yo u P u t r my to e i n nos e! ™
The board game for sexual perverts tt y bu t le m o T i c kt h t h e p w i l a nt! p
For more dangerously useless advice – Scan QR code
Aquarius Capricorn Sagittarius Pisces
Top Frog Facts
m Fi l l w it y c ra c hm k ues li!
el p e i tr dicsystem!!
ted With it’s paten
™
Read more about our exciting newest release on our website. Just scan the QR code below.
If Johnny is 1.27 miles from home, and can run at an average of 5 miles an hour, and his anus can take an -
inch, given Johnny had a curry and 10 pints last night, at what point will Johnny shit himself?
For photographic evidence and to Read the full inane story scan QR code
The rules are easy. Assign each of the numbers of the patented “Implement Dice™” to whatever butt quivering pleasure tools you can improvise; egg whisk, toothbrush, toilet plunger. It doesn’t matter - just let your imagination run wild. Assign each of the numbers on the patented “Orifice Dice™” to any and all of your inviting body holes. And finally, waste no time putting the third dice where the sun doesn't shine. Now get to rollin’ and holin’!
1pm
2pm
REVIEWS O
HOROSCOPES
DAILY PLANNER
HOMEOPATHY
ur show is a huge hit inside our heads. When we’re not imagining selling packed out shows, we’re imagining hanging out with the worlds biggest celebs who come to see us. Here are some of the reviews we imagined we got.
3pm
4pm
Stephen Hawking
Angelina Jolie
Arnold Swarzenegger
7pm Go to One Track Minds Stage 1 @ Fiddlers Elbow 8pm
Rihanna
Read more reviews by scanning the QR code
Atheism, Consumerism, Socialism, Jism
11pm
12am
18
CONTACT
Here’s how to get in touch with us: 1am
2am
ROBERT COYLE AND ANDREW GILMORE
e1 Stag
7PM PM
http://onetrackmindstheshow.wordpress.com email:
[email protected] facebook.com/onetrackmindstheshow twitter: @2onetrackminds
e2 Stag
Between one of them you should be able to get us!
DISCLAIMER: -
Vol. 1 August 2012 SCO: Free IRE: First born son
4th th August 1 Fiddlers Elbow (Venu 4 Picardy Place Amarone (Venu 1 13 St. Andrews Sq.
FREE FREE
TOILETIQUETTE
9pm Go to One Track Minds Stage 2 @ Amarone 10pm
FROG FACTS
ONE TRACK MINDS
6pm
PICKING UP
5pm
