here - Mal Webb

Mal's Melody Menu Welcome to my gig. It's free entry, but paid exit! It's a door deal without a door. You can pay me either by random donation ($5/$10/$15 or whatever feels right) or by ordering a tasty aural repaste from this menu of my songs. Bonus chocky bikky (from the Buffy tin) or carrot with each request. and the chance to pat the fluffy turtle (if you're very lucky). CDs are $20. DVDs $30. Bon appetit! Still Fresh:

Roadworks, The Lot, Plague, Difference, Hibited Habited, Fun Detector Drinks:

Pash Crush, Cup has no T, Soy Dandy, Drop, Ad for Beer, Walkabottle Appetizers:

Diphthong, Make Up, Contraceptive Personality, Oblivious Man Noodles:

Laksa, Letter L, Larry, Hug, Yabro, Tie the Knot, So Over You, Polyrhythm* Seafood:

One Man's Fish, Turtle, Bike, Packrack, Trainer Wheels, TLA”, Helen Lane Poultry:

You're Grouse, Magpie", Dodgy, You Don't Know, Rooster Tree Pork:

Doona Hog, Designer Dog, Two and a Dog, Girl of my Dreams, Sound of Love Game:

Waterbear, Bog Reel, Missing Link, Win, Councillor Ed Offal:

Tip of my Tongue, Fried Larynx, Grey Matter, Knees, Falling Out, Whinge Heavy meals:

Brick, Over the Hill, Emotional Baggage Handler, Give It Up African:

Kododo*, Marsha*, Djembe, Odd One Out Bush Tucker:

Wawirri*, Tyerrty Atyenh Map*, Nurruwiyi* Salads:

Little Green Fruit, Carrot, Ringbark, Litter, Gotta Be True, URFES, Wake Up Sweets:

Pi, Porridge, Tim Tam Slam, Anything, Anytime, Gooey, Triangle, Picture Bread and cheese:

Future Generations, Buttercup, Fourth Arm, Cobbler, Got to Go *Not Malformed

"Can be freerange

Who is Mal Webb? Not sure, but these people said these things about him: "You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here" –Year 7 student (Ceduna SA). "Terribly clever...I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter" -Phillip Adams (ABC radio). "It usually doesn't work when people go on after me, but that did"- Bob Downe "You're a freak"-Ani DiFranco. "Cute songs"-Kaz Cooke.

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