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Cthulhu is a God who stalked the Earth when the world was young. His influence on American history is subtle but potent;
WHO IS CTHULHU?

WHO IS CTHULHU?

Cthulhu is a God who stalked the Earth when the world was young. His influence on American history is subtle but potent; from stock market crashes to rising global tensions He has been a part of our nation from its beginning.

Cthulhu is a God who stalked the Earth when the world was young. His influence on American history is subtle but potent; from stock market crashes to rising global tensions He has been a part of our nation from its beginning.

His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending wave of madness and conquest. He has selected America as His Chosen People and He will lead them to a New Golden Age.

His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending wave of madness and conquest. He has selected America as His Chosen People and He will lead them to a New Golden Age.

CTHULHU ON THE ISSUES

CTHULHU ON THE ISSUES

Implement equality through insanity

Implement equality through insanity

Drug decriminalization

Drug decriminalization

Legalize human sacrifice

Legalize human sacrifice

End exploitation by incompetent humans

End exploitation by incompetent humans

Universal Health Control

Universal Health Control

Realize America’s Global Manifest Destiny

Realize America’s Global Manifest Destiny

Keep climate changing

Keep climate changing

“I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment.” - Cthulhu WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?

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“I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to get a head and consume it for nourishment.” - Cthulhu WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?

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