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David Letterman's Top 10 (actually 26) Math Teacher Log Expressions. 26) When a math teacher has a lot of paper work due to a student turning in lots of late ...
David Letterman’s Top 10 (actually 26) Math Teacher Log Expressions

26)

When a math teacher has a lot of paper work due to a student turning in lots of late work the teacher has work called what?

back log

25)

What is the summer job of a math teacher who lives in the northwest?

logger

24)

What is the worst thing that can happen to the math teacher in #25?

23)

What is the favorite sport of the math teacher in #24?

22)

What type of cellular phone is a math teacher’s favorite?

21)

What does a math teacher watch to help determine a vacation spot to visit?

20)

Who is math teacher’s favorite singer?

19)

What is a math teacher’s favorite branch of the army?

18)

What does a math teacher use to order supplies?

catalog

17)

What is a math teacher’s favorite gymnastics’ move?

log roll

16)

What are the two favorite parts of a book read by a math teacher?

15)

What method of communication does a math teacher use with a student?

dialogue

14)

What is a math teacher’s favorite brand of cereal?

Kellogg’s

13)

What is a French math teacher’s favorite Christmas gift?

12)

What is a math teacher’s favorite brand of pancake syrup?

11)

What is a math teacher’s favorite toy when growing up?

10)

What is a math teacher’s favorite part of using the computer?

log jam log rolling analog phone travelogue Kenny Loggins logistics

epilogue and prologue

Yule log log cabin Lincoln Logs logging-on

9)

What is a math teacher’s favorite fruit?

logan-berry

8)

What is a math teacher’s favorite house to live in?

a log cabin.

7)

What is a math teacher’s favorite part of “The Tonight Show”?

monologue

6)

What is a math teacher’s favorite healthy snack?

5)

What is a math teacher’s favorite junk food?

4)

What is a Captain Kirk’s favorite phrase?

3)

What do math teachers use to start a fire?

2)

Why do math teachers sleep in the fireplace?

1)

What does a math teacher call a student who doesn’t work?

ants on a log pretzel log, cheese log, or pecan log

* R. Greenlee Wheaton Warrenville South High School, Wheaton IL. 06/23/01 *

Captain’s log starter log or Duralog they want to sleep like a log. a bump on a log