David Letterman's Top 10 (actually 26) Math Teacher Log Expressions. 26) When
a math teacher has a lot of paper work due to a student turning in lots of late ...
David Letterman’s Top 10 (actually 26) Math Teacher Log Expressions
26)
When a math teacher has a lot of paper work due to a student turning in lots of late work the teacher has work called what?
back log
25)
What is the summer job of a math teacher who lives in the northwest?
logger
24)
What is the worst thing that can happen to the math teacher in #25?
23)
What is the favorite sport of the math teacher in #24?
22)
What type of cellular phone is a math teacher’s favorite?
21)
What does a math teacher watch to help determine a vacation spot to visit?
20)
Who is math teacher’s favorite singer?
19)
What is a math teacher’s favorite branch of the army?
18)
What does a math teacher use to order supplies?
catalog
17)
What is a math teacher’s favorite gymnastics’ move?
log roll
16)
What are the two favorite parts of a book read by a math teacher?
15)
What method of communication does a math teacher use with a student?
dialogue
14)
What is a math teacher’s favorite brand of cereal?
Kellogg’s
13)
What is a French math teacher’s favorite Christmas gift?
12)
What is a math teacher’s favorite brand of pancake syrup?
11)
What is a math teacher’s favorite toy when growing up?
10)
What is a math teacher’s favorite part of using the computer?
log jam log rolling analog phone travelogue Kenny Loggins logistics
epilogue and prologue
Yule log log cabin Lincoln Logs logging-on
9)
What is a math teacher’s favorite fruit?
logan-berry
8)
What is a math teacher’s favorite house to live in?
a log cabin.
7)
What is a math teacher’s favorite part of “The Tonight Show”?
monologue
6)
What is a math teacher’s favorite healthy snack?
5)
What is a math teacher’s favorite junk food?
4)
What is a Captain Kirk’s favorite phrase?
3)
What do math teachers use to start a fire?
2)
Why do math teachers sleep in the fireplace?
1)
What does a math teacher call a student who doesn’t work?
ants on a log pretzel log, cheese log, or pecan log
* R. Greenlee Wheaton Warrenville South High School, Wheaton IL. 06/23/01 *
Captain’s log starter log or Duralog they want to sleep like a log. a bump on a log
