Joke book 1 - Widgit Software

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What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a flower? I don't know, but. I'm not going to smell it. What has. 4 legs but doesn't move? A table. What do you get.
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Book

1

Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 1

What do

a

crocodile

but

I don't know,

What

you

has

I'm

4

get

and

What do

a flower?

not going to

legs

if you cross

but

you

a cheetah

smell

doesn't

it

move?

and

if you cross

a hamburger?

Fast food

What

subject is

a witch

good at

Spelling

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get

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at

school?

What

says

quick

quick?

Why did

the knight

run

for

A

What's

duck

with

brown,

lives

has

at

A lost

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hiccups

a hump

He

had

What

is

in

his

a

volcano?

the North Pole?

camel

A

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asking

a tin opener?

a bee

and

around

mountain

with

hiccups

suit of armour

What

is

the most

in

slippery

country

Why did

sugar

the world?

He

Greece

What

is

the farmer

evil

and

bounces?

What

two

letters

A witch

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on

a

trampoline

feed

and

wanted

sweet and sour pork

have

the most

the English language?

Post Office

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pig

vinegar?

words

in

his

What is

blue

and

has

big

ears?

What is

an astronaut's

on

An elephant

What do you

get

A dog

the North Pole

if you cross

that

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in

a dog

licks

the road

and

favourite

place

a keyboard?

The space bar

a frog?

What

goes

black

white

black

you

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rolling

down

the hill

white?

What is

grey ,

and

A

has

16

rabbit

What do

a skunk

Smelly

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get

a tiger

roller skates

get

and

What do you

ears

wheels?

on

you

long

if you cross

a pair of boots?

An animal

that will

What is

and

wellies

if you cross

and

talk

white

black

your

when its

when its

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a parrot?

ear

dirty

clean?

off

What do

you

call

a snowman

in

the desert?

A puddle

Why did

the farmer

buy

He

chocolate

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wanted

a brown

cow?

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